You're willing to accept chewed up food from the mouth of your child:
Wiggle Man has this thing--when he's eating food he'd rather not, he'll spit it out, and hand it to me.
I don't know why I take it.
But then again, how could you resist this face?
Also, I wanted to share with you my latest song for Wiggle Man:
(To the tune of "How Deep Is Your Love" by the BeeGees.)
How clean is your bum? (Is your bum, how clean is your bum?)
I really need to know--
Did you do a Number Two in there?
Or is that just air,
That is stinking you up so?
You have got to let me know!