Monday, January 19, 2009

The Not Me! Mondays

As always, head on over to MckMama's for the best in Not Me! Monday-ness. Check out her weekly confessionals, and don't forget to visit Mr. Linky to see tons of other NM!Mers.

This week:

*I did not start working on this last Monday, saving updates to my drafts. This was not done because I'm so forgetful I can't remember all my shortcomings (which really helps in the self-esteem department, I'll admit.)

*I did not pre-moistened facial cloths to wipe down my bathroom sink. And the floor. And certainly not the toilet.

*Speaking of toilets, I have never, ever purchased bathroom cleaning products because the animated scrubbies were cute. Not I. And the fact that advertising works so well on me is definitely not a running joke in our household.

*I did not succumb to an ad on the sidebar of a website I was using. See above.

*I did not resort to opening a free sample of in-shower lotion with my teeth. Because I was already in said shower. And those things get darn slippery. Seriously--free sample makers out there--invent something that can be opened in the shower without the use of teeth. Because after all that, I still couldn't get the thing open.

*I am not chowing down on a bag of Cinnamon and Sugar Pita Chips while I type this.

*I do not think I have Super-Mommy senses, just because I could "sense" that the cup Wiggle Man was playing with was not actually empty.

Well, there you have it. Proof positive that I am not perfect. Or, at least, I wouldn't be perfect if I did any of those things. Which, of course, I didn't.


Johnny Brooks said...

Adverts work on me too.

LucieP said...

you sound just as perfect as me! ;)

I tear them open in the shower with my teeth...
I wipe down the bathroom all the time with things not labeled "cleaning products."
I also save the world right before my 1 yr old spills a full cup of beverage...
Where would the world be without us?!